WICHITA, Kan. - Governor Brownback wants all of the single Kansas moms to say, "I do," especially those on any kind of government assistance. He's even offering to pay for some coercion (I mean "counseling") to get all those single ladies in the mood for matrimony.
Heck, he'll even pay for the marriage license. How sweet of a deal is that? "We'll just put this ring on your finger little lady, sign on the dotted line and now you have become some other chump's responsibility." Welfare mom problem solved!
Governor Brownback, the women of Kansas have a proposal for you!
We, the women of Kansas, take you, Sam to be our wedded governor. To have and to scold for the next 4 years, for better or worse. It won't get worse, will it?
For richer, for poorer - and we're bound to get poorer under your policies.
In sickness and in health - you do have insurance right?
To love and to cherish from this day forward until the next election do us part!
And we, the women of Kansas, do solemnly swear to speak out against your chosen policies that demean, degrade and demoralize women into submissive members of your radically repressive state.
With this ring we thee wed!
Just contribute $5.00 to Kansas NOW and we promise to make it official. Kansas NOW will personally deliver a token ring pop signifying your commitment to stand up against this administration's misogynistic policies.
We will deliver these tokens of our love for equality to Governor Brownback's office at the Kansas Capitol in Topeka, along with the message that women don't want forced marriage; they want jobs, child care, housing assistance and access to health care, including affordable birth control and abortion.
You can purchase your ring pop for $5.00 at:
Or send a check to:
PO Box 1860
Wichita, KS 67201